You Understand You are Greek If Joke

[admin]

You Understand You are Greek If...

• can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera
• you can spell kefalograviera
• are an adult and are forced to be with your family at 12 midnight on new years eve
• your grandmother/mother/aunt has a miracle cure for everything
• your mother or father still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public
• you have ever been hit with a pandofla
• can dance kalamatiano, tsiamiko, zebetiko without music
• at every point in your life were not talking to at least one family member
• you must name your children after your in-laws
• you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a result of the above
• you have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"
• you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
• know what a komboloi is
• know how to work a komboloi
• you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki when you were little
• someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
• your family inheritance includes olive trees
• you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the McFeta" sandwich
• your entire house is a needlepoint warehouse

[athena]

I dont have any Marias and Dimitris in my family but about 20 Jannas and Jannis.......

[Gptreasure]

funny ^^