Two Turks, Mehraban and Turgut were sitting in jail for reasons of burglary.
Night time one of the Turks tells the other Turk, look look Turgut I have a flashlight.
Turgut says , big deal so what?
Mehraban says, "Don't you see, when I turn on the flashlight, there is this huge beam that sticks out of the ceiling railngs. When I turn on the flash light you can climb the beam and escape out of the ceiling and off on the roof"
Turgut says "Are you crazy dude, what if Im half way climbing up and you decide to turn off the flashlight, then I'll land on my head and break my knee".
